Jokes in category: “social networks”:

SocialInterview.com asked me "What would say to an alien that spoke English?"
I answered ''You'll be a little out of place here in England.''

Submitted by: giorgiss

After reading the joke:
Earlier today I saw the facebook group "Kids vs Cancer". It turns out writing "my money is on cancer everytime" on the wall is one way to get quite a bit of hate mail.
How many of you went onto facebook searched for that group then posted that comment on the group... I know I did

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I've realised that I have absolutely nothing of any use to offer, give or say to the world.
So I've joined Twitter.

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Went to watch that new social networking film with my best mate the other day,
didn't catch all of it though, he kept poking me.

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God never wanted any followers or else he would have been on Twitter.

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I'm certainly no coward, if I've got something to say, I'll say it to your facebook!

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I've still not really got the hang of Twitter.
I tend to share too much information with people and I wear my wife's knickers.

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I don't want to see the pictures you took today of snow unless you're naked and rubbing it all over your nipples to get them hard.

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"Facebook suggests you reconnect with Claire Stevens."
However, the restraining order suggests I don't.

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Ooops. Just been on Facebook. Think I gave the game away that I'm a Sickipedian.
Someone posted that their friend has cancer and I replied, "I know how they feel, I've been choked up with the cold all week."
On the plus side, it's the most notifications I've ever had.

Submitted by: giorgiss