These social networking websites are brilliant, an even faster way to tell people im a sad loner and single.

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Snow.
Turning 'status update', into 'weather update' since 29/11/10.

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The Businessman Of The Year Award has just gone to the Sony executive who started a facebook campaign to have a race to be Christmas no1 by 2 records on the same label.
Genius!

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Derron Brown uses a mixture of magic, psychology and misdirection to tell people intimate details about their lives having only just met them.
The rest of us use Facebook.

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You know what I like best about the country I live in ?
The fact that I'm part of a community where I am completely surrounded by white people who were born in England.
Moving to the Costa Blanca was the best thing I ever did.

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My friends facebook status was -
Callum Ellis My favourite position is the Kanye West. I stop her half way through and tell her Beyonc was better.
12 minutes ago Comment Like
CALLUM ELLIS you have been named and shamed, dont steal our jokes and say they are your own, this is what will happen if you do.

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You know you don't have any friends when you're the first one to comment on your own facebook status.

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My American friend, Karissa just posted this as her status on Facebook:
"KARISSA had a great afternoon with the girls, Krystal and Kayla!"
I couldn't help but wonder if the three of them spent the afternoon burning blacks and jews.

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I've just changed my relationship status on Facebook to, 'it's complicated.'
It took me three hours.

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Second Life - For those who don't have a First.

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