Jokes in category: “social networks”:

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Oh sorry, I thought this was Facebook.

Submitted by: giorgiss

I've been following you for almost a year. I know everything you've said, everything you've done, who you talk to.
Twitter's great ain't it?

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The amount of time spent on Facebook is inversely proportional to the amount of actual friends you have.

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My wife just sent me a message on facebook saying I was two-faced.
I was so annoyed, I give her a right earful,
then logged into my other account and backed myself up.

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The joys of Facebook.
The current girlfriend and the secret girlfriend are both commenting on a picture of me and the future girlfriend.

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The wife had 400 friends on facebook until she put her photo on there. Now has only 2.

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I was on FaceBook when I seen this comment:
Maxi Lopez: The new Halo:Reach is going to be launched at midnight across the UK tonight! and for those people who actually have a life: Babestation is on channel 906
Am I the only one who sees the irony in this?

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Facebook is a woman. A man would never ask, "What's on your mind?"

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My friend told me that he thought I was addicted to Facebook.
So I poked him and posted a status containing my dislike for him.

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TVGUIDE: 10pm tonight, The Inbetweeners..
Channel: Facebook

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