Jokes in category: “social networks”:

It's funny the way when i log on Facebook everyone seems to be busy and logs off.

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Google Plus recently announced a new service called Google games. In a press statement they announced 3 other new products called Square, Triangle and R2.

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Facebook's just a waste of paper

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Recently, a lot of fat birds have been sending me friend requests on Facebook.
I guess it's high time that I removed that cake from my profile picture.

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Facebook Places.
Taking the risk out of burglary.

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So that NSPCC 'Change your picture to a beloved cartoon character' was a scam by a paedophile designed to make them easier to accept.
But to be honest, anyone who accepts a total stranger solely because their picture is Mickey Mouse deserves to get abducted, abused and killed.

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So Voldermort took over the wizard world, turned half of the population into his followers,
Can u imagine if he had a twitter account!

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I was chatting with a girl on Facebook this morning.
"4,831 Friends? Cool." I said.
"Yeah, I'm going to make a new profile as soon as I reach 5,000."
"Hmmmm.."
"What do you got?", she asked.
"Not much", I replied. "Just a life."

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Timeline from facebook:
we thought you might like your wall cut in half.

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I see #Primaryschoolmemories is trending on twitter. Personally I used to love kissing the girls behind the bike sheds, until I left.
I miss my janitor Job

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