I booked a hotel on the internet. It was advertised as being only a stone throw from the beach. I got there and all the windows were smashed.
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The train dropped me off right outside my house today.
I'm going to pull the emergency handle more often in the future.Submitted by: giorgiss
I keep losing my focus at work lately.
My secretary has to keep reminding me where I parked.Submitted by: giorgiss
Whenever I see a kid in a wheelchair, it makes me a little sad because I always think, "Gee, they could have used those same wheels to make a bike for a regular kid."
What a waste.Submitted by: giorgiss
I was driving through a town the other day and saw a sign that said: "Slow Down. Please Consider Our Kids."
So I did.
But the ones I saw were all fat and ugly, so I kept going.Submitted by: giorgiss
A Prius tried to race me from a red light earlier. I totally had it for the first 100 metres, but i can only walk so fast.
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Roundabouts - Never straight forward, are they?
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Technically, there'd only ever need to be 1 time-traveller's convention...
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How many bus drivers does it take to change a light bulb?
You've got to be joking - they won't even change a five pound note.Submitted by: giorgiss
I cut up a BMW driver today.
It's ruined my bread knife though.Submitted by: giorgiss
