I was in my car driving back from work last night.
A police officer pulled me over and knocked on my window.
I said, "One minute, Im on the phone."Submitted by: giorgiss
ITN News: Plane leaves runway at Newcastle Airport.
You'd certainly hope so, how else was it going to reach its destination, by road?Submitted by: giorgiss
Ryanair have caused controversy by announcing flights to New York for only seven quid.
But, typical of Ryanair, they will be landing just outside of New York
in Dublin.Submitted by: giorgiss
A motorbike is great for quickly getting to the front of queues.
The other people in the post office are always terrified though.Submitted by: giorgiss
Just drove past one of those billboards asking if I'd rather see a speed camera or a bunch of flowers by the roadside.
Obvious really: flowers don't take my license and look much prettier too!Submitted by: giorgiss
Whenever I set the voice on my sat nav to 'Bon Jovi' it just keeps telling me "We're half way there".
Submitted by: giorgiss
My daughter got picked up for her first driving lesson today by a female driving instructor.
Well, if that makes sense then I'm going to give Stephen Hawking a ring and see how much he charges for tap-dancing lessons.Submitted by: giorgiss
The government have announced new anti-terror laws that will ban trainspotting.
I don't think this will stop them.
If anything, it will just force them underground.Submitted by: giorgiss
I took my car to the garage today.
"It looks like your belt is knackered mate"
"Really?" I said "how do you know?"
"Your trousers are on the floor."Submitted by: giorgiss
Just watching a program about the HMS Invincible.
Does that sound a bit like a challenge to you too?Submitted by: giorgiss
