Harley Davidsons don't leak oil, they mark their territory.
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A train drivers job is very straight forward.
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I'm currently on the M25, I've been sitting here in my lorry for nearly 20 minutes and I haven't moved at all.
According to the local radio station the traffic behind me is tailing back about 6 miles.
I think I'll give it another 10 minutes, then I might continue with my journey.Submitted by: giorgiss
FOR SALE
Brand new STANNA stair lift.
Unwanted Christmas present
All Enquiries please contact Deirdre BarlowSubmitted by: giorgiss
Speed has never killed anyone.
Suddenly becoming stationary, thats what gets you.Submitted by: giorgiss
My wife wants to start taking driving lessons.
I'm not going to stand in her way.Submitted by: giorgiss
My wife caused chaos yesterday by going up the motorway on the wrong side.
She was in the driver's seat.Submitted by: giorgiss
I've been cycling to work for a month now.
You'd think I would've got there by now.Submitted by: giorgiss
I'm often afraid when travelling by train. What if they don't remind me to take my personal belongings with me?
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The man in charge of the luggage at Terminal 5 at Heathrow has been sacked and awaiting trial at court with another 28,000 cases to be taken into account.
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