I go away on holiday next week. One of my colleagues has just asked me if he could come in my suitcase.
That's quite an odd fetish I thought.Submitted by: giorgiss
Why won't BMW drivers ever make anyone pregnant?
Because they pull out no matter what.Submitted by: giorgiss
Hit me at 40 and there's an 80% I'll die. Hit me at 30 and there's an 80% chance I'll live.
I wonder how many kids they killed to get those statistics.Submitted by: giorgiss
Did you know, that if all the cars in England were lined end to end....it would probably be Bank Holiday Monday.
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All these "hit me at 30" jokes have got me thinking..
The little girl in the advert is no older than 10.. I'm not gonna wait 20 years just to run her over.Submitted by: giorgiss
Southwest Airlines canceled 600 flights because of a plane that suddenly got a 5-foot hole in the roof.
If that was Ryanair They'd have just started charging a 100 sunroof fee.Submitted by: giorgiss
I've just got back from holiday. The hotel we stopped at was absolutely fantastic. The towels were so soft and fluffy, I could hardly close my suitcase.
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Just failed my driving test ... "What is a sign you may see on a motorway?" .....
"Pick your own strawberrys" Isn't an acceptable answer!Submitted by: giorgiss
If you are interested in Time Travel and fancy a night out, meet me down the pub last Thursday at 8pm.
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I accidentally booked the wrong flight tickets for my wife last week and now she's on the warpath.
Helmand Province, to be exact.Submitted by: giorgiss
