Just spent two days looking for wreckage from the Air France plane, couldn't see any, Google Earths not that good.
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A hotel mini-bar allows you to see into the future, and what a can of Pepsi will cost in 2020
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The Hilton Hotel Group have launched a new promotion; they allow guests to keep their pillow and pillow case that shows the famous Hilton crest.
"It's been a great success," a spokesperson said, "we figured if you stuff a pillow in your suitcase, you won't have room for bedsheets, towels, bathrobes, toilet rolls..."Submitted by: giorgiss
Did you hear that Diana was on the radio?
And on the dashboard, the windscreen and the bonnetSubmitted by: giorgiss
Motorists are being advised not to travel in this bad weather unless absolutely necessary - well that's ruined my plans for the day, I was going to drive 200 miles to the M25, do a couple of laps then back home.
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The wife and I had a lovely drive out to a country pub yesterday but, while we were there, I had rather a lot to drink. Well, it's better to be safe than sorry...
...so I still drove us home.Submitted by: giorgiss
A hunter is stalking in the jungle when he finds a beautiful young woman naked on a blanket. He stares at her intently, then says, "Are you game?"
"I sure am," she purrs.
So he shoots her.Submitted by: giorgiss
ALWAYS GO THE EXTRA MILE
Unless you own a Toyota in which case you'll just keep going until the petrol runs out.Submitted by: giorgiss
As I came off the M6 into Keele Services this morning I noticed a sign that said "End of Motorway Regulations".
So I took my seatbelt off and drove round the car park at 97 miles an hour texting my mates.Submitted by: giorgiss
I have just got out of prison for 5 years and my first thought was to get back my car I left with the VW garage to be repaired a few days before I got arrested.
I went and explained my situation.
"It will be ready Thursday" I got told.Submitted by: giorgiss
