Did you hear the one about the narcoleptic shepherd?
Submitted by: giorgiss
The boss sacked me today. He found out I was continually making jokes in the office about his fat wife.
He said, "There was absolutely no excuse for such behaviour".
I must admit, he had me over a barrel.Submitted by: giorgiss
I can't stand station announcers.
They're attention seekers.Submitted by: giorgiss
I was suspended from work today after dress down thursday.
That,and banned from working with any of the women I de clothed during the course of the day.Submitted by: giorgiss
The salesman left the house in a hurry to go to work.
As she did every morning, his wife began her Yoga exercises in bed.
The man realised he had left his briefcase in the bedroom, he went
back into the house to recover it.
When he entered the bedroom, his wife was on her back, naked, with her legs elevated above her head.
Barely glancing at her as he rushed back with his briefcase, he said, "For God's sake, comb
your hair and brush your teeth. You're getting to look more like your mother
every day."Submitted by: giorgiss
My boss said to me, "I'm not happy, you have only been doing very minimal work for me. You should be showing me that you are willing to go the extra mile."
I said, "But I'm not."Submitted by: giorgiss
I used to have a problem going off track.
It doesn't happen as often now, British rail fired me.Submitted by: giorgiss
I lost my job at the teddy bear factory today. They said I lied about my previous experience on my CV.
"I did not lie," I raged, "You just misunderstood. I really did spend 6 months working as a Fluffer."Submitted by: giorgiss
I arrived at work this morning to be met by my boss who said he would really like to see me.
I said "I'm really flattered, but sorry, I'm straight."Submitted by: giorgiss
I'm a voice coach for 'town-criers'.
My business is booming.Submitted by: giorgiss
