Jokes in category: “work”:

I got a new job at a Chinese restaurant. It's dog eat dog!

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Working at the abattoir is no good for my health.
Everyday I feel offal.

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I had to report my colleagues for spending all of their time at work on Facebook.
"I've never been on there once!" I said proudly to my boss.
And that's when Mark Zuckerberg fired me.

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Just got a new job on minimum wage as a toilet cleaner
Now I definitely know my life is going down the pan

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I can't wait to go back to work:
my female boss said she hopes to see a nude erection from me next year!

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I wonder what the Northern Irish will be talking about around the water cooler tomorow morning.

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Bob`s father bought him a cowboy outfit for his birthday..
That`s when he became a builder..

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My boss: "How are you today?"
Me: "Fine thanks, how are you?"
My boss: "You know it's so lovely to be asked how I'm doing, everyone just seems to be getting on with their own thing without really paying much attention to anyone else. I have no idea why I get asked so infrequently"
Me: "Maybe it's because your answers aren't concise enough"
My boss: "Oh"

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I got fired from my gardening job today for killing unwanted vegetation
didn't help that I was inside a nursing home at the time.

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My last job was in a potato merchants...... They gave me the sack.

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