I wanted to join a medieval troupe but didn't have any qualifications.
I had to go to knight school.......Submitted by: giorgiss
I rang my boss this morning.
I said, "I'm not going to be in today"
He said, "Why not?"
I said, "Because I'll be at work with you obviously"Submitted by: giorgiss
These days I get the same answer from potential employers that I do from dodgy ones.
"There's a Czech in the post."Submitted by: giorgiss
If you want to make money, be a plumber!
My Uncles are plumbers, and they're so successful they can afford to spend all day with their mates.
Racing their karts around their little race track.Submitted by: giorgiss
I saw a sign today which said "Free Cash Withdrawls"
I thought, those are what you go through when coming off the dole, right?Submitted by: giorgiss
I don't mean to sound big headed but I'm pretty sure my boss hired me for my motivational skills.
Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around.Submitted by: giorgiss
Do you want to live the high life?
Become a crane operator.Submitted by: giorgiss
My lecturer handed me my test results and said, "You may want to study something else. You're always only 50% right. There must be another job more suited to you."
"What course would I need to take to become a weatherman?"Submitted by: giorgiss
Having been on job seekers allowance for most of my
adult life, I was pleased to hear that the job centre had finally
found me a job.
The role was " technician " on board a submarine ,
I stuck it out for as long as I could but in the end had to leave.
I was completely out of my depthSubmitted by: giorgiss
The other day I was in the process of buying a pair of nike shoes, when a man came upto me and said:
"Are you sure you want to buy a product that a small indian child was forced to make for the equivalent of 5p?"
I replied:
"Somebody has to employ them."Submitted by: giorgiss
