I don't take my wallet to work.
Just in case someone steals it while I'm sleeping.Submitted by: giorgiss
Do you reckon anyone has ever rang their workplace to say "I won't be in today or ever again. I've found a way to earn money by staying at home working on my computer, with no skills required!"?
Submitted by: giorgiss
Whenever someone dies at work, they always die "doing the job they loved."
Thanks god I hate my job!Submitted by: giorgiss
I've just been sacked from my job for falling asleep.
I protested that a lot of people fall asleep on the job and it's no big deal.
They said if I worked in an office it wouldn't be an issue but when I'm driving a train it's pretty serious.Submitted by: giorgiss
I have done nothing all day apart from go to the shops.
I am not lazy, I am just preparing for retirement.Submitted by: giorgiss
The bin men said they wont collect my rubbish. I emailed them about it and all I got back was:
refuse waste service.Submitted by: giorgiss
All this talk about it being a waste of money doing a degree is nonsense.
As a recent media studies graduate I've got at least three multinationals knocking at my door.
Pizza Hut, KFC and McDonalds!Submitted by: giorgiss
The first job I ever had was working in a supermarket, it was my job to hand out samples of things for people to taste.
But I was asked to leave after 'the little cups of bleach incident'.
After that I worked in a pathology lab, but I was asked to leave after one of my reports said 'cause of death: autopsy'Submitted by: giorgiss
Sun .. Sand .. Water...
We need workers for a construction site!Submitted by: giorgiss
It's no fun being a tightrope walker.
My jobs always on the line.Submitted by: giorgiss
