I tried to give my boss a letter saying I didn't want to work for him anymore but he didn't take any notice.
Submitted by: giorgiss
I just phoned in sick from work because I have a cold.....
...case of lager in my fridge.Submitted by: giorgiss
I got run over by a fork-lift truck at the factory I work in.
What I don't understand is how he got it up 2 flights of stairs to my wages department.Submitted by: giorgiss
I hate working on the design project for the new motorway. Everyone in the office is ignoring me.
I think they've given me the hard shoulder.Submitted by: giorgiss
My jobs a bit up and down.
I'm a Lift Attendant.Submitted by: giorgiss
I never query plumbers that are working in my house as I don't want them to charge even more money.
Luckily, I don't speak Polish anyway.Submitted by: giorgiss
My wife left me because I spend too much time at work.
At least that's what I think, I missed a call from her the other week whilst out for drinks with a client on our anniversary.
I knew it was for real when I ran out of ironed shirts.Submitted by: giorgiss
I recently went for a job slaughtering pigs.
Unfortunatly i didn't make the cut.Submitted by: giorgiss
"It's 9am monday morning and I have just logged in at work"
like : share : Posted via "facebook mobile"Submitted by: giorgiss
Sometimes i wonder what my grandfather would think of my profession these days, he worked in a kebab business. He was burried with his equipment.
He's probably turning in his grave.Submitted by: giorgiss
