MESSAGE TO ALL SECURITY EQUIPMENT COMPANIES;
Save money on expensive motion-sensor equipment, by replacing them all with automatic had-driers.Submitted by: giorgiss
Mighty ships: "the captain must push his ship, and his crew, as hard as he can to meet the deadline"
wouldn't the engines be faster?Submitted by: giorgiss
Hiccups sufferers:
Become a bomb-diffuser. That way, the resultant terror of an ill-timed hiccup will instantly cure those troublesome hiccups.Submitted by: giorgiss
Why think outside the box when you can just stay inside and move it?
Submitted by: giorgiss
Give a man a fish and you'll feed him for that day.
Teach a man to fish and then sell him all your old and unwanted fishing tackle.Submitted by: giorgiss
At a four way stop, it's obvious that the vehicle bearing the most duct tape goes first.
Submitted by: giorgiss
My mate said he was going to start up his own business"hot air balloon rides for fat people".
I said "cant see it taking off mate".Submitted by: giorgiss
*Sound advice*
"Never ask a woman if she's pregnant until you can see the head".Submitted by: giorgiss
Mooncups: the environmentally friendly way to make black pudding.
Submitted by: giorgiss
Do you know someone, or have been affected by someone, who needs a punch in the face?
People who need a punch in the face affect the lives of many. There is still no known cure for someone who deserves a punch in the face, except a punch in the face. But we can raise awareness. 93% of people won't get this...
They need a punch in the face.Submitted by: giorgiss
