Whats the diffrence between panda's and ginger?
We're trying to stop the panda's dying out.Submitted by: giorgiss
My next door neighbour has got a sick sense of humour.
He chopped up a pig and hid the parts around the garden and made his son search for them.
Pork Hunt.Submitted by: giorgiss
FOR SALE, 3 Albino dalmation pups......."Spotless"
Submitted by: giorgiss
Scientists have discovered that chickens are closely related to humans
i don't agree, i've never had a chicken breast with a nipple.Submitted by: giorgiss
My wife's dog just came running past with one of my slippers.
God knows how he keeps a size 10 on that little paw of his.Submitted by: giorgiss
It's fun playing football with my rabbit.
Although she's not as bouncy as a real football.Submitted by: giorgiss
Police found a dead kitten, dressed in a little police uniform.
They're looking for a copycat killerSubmitted by: giorgiss
"Where's Rover gone again daddy?" asked my little girl.
"He's gone to live on a farm darling, where there are lovely big fields he can run around in all day."
"That's nice daddy. I'm so happy his legs must have grown back after you squashed them with the car."Submitted by: giorgiss
Imagine a female werewolf, once a month she'd turn into a vicious man-eating monster in a blind rage.
And then another time in the month she'd turn into a wolf.Submitted by: giorgiss
They say if you blow in a dogs face that it can't breathe.
Mine must be trying to commit suicide with his head outside of my car window.Submitted by: giorgiss
