I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen."
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Ahhhhh........Oral in the morning, Role play in the afternoon.
I better start revising for these French tests.Submitted by: giorgiss
I've read about a third of a dictionary now but I'm still only on 'Introduction'.
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I bought a book on Bondage.
It was leather bound.Submitted by: giorgiss
I'm trying to read a book about the world's smallest house.
It's hard to get into.Submitted by: giorgiss
Found a book today called 'Learn to Walk'. As far as I recall, it went something like:
Step One
Step Two
Repeat.Submitted by: giorgiss
I was telling my mate that the wife made me tie her up and abuse her.
"Did she read 50 Shades Of Grey, then?" he asked.
"No," I said, "she forgot to get me a beer when I got home from work."Submitted by: giorgiss
My flatmate borrowed my thesaurus without asking.
I'll be having serious words later.Submitted by: giorgiss
I've just read a book called "Treasure Island"
Otherwise known as "How to claim benefits for Immigrants"Submitted by: giorgiss
I'm sick of hearing about 50 shades of grey. Did guys make this much fuss when Debbie does Dallas was released
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