My wife's been saying she'd love to meet a real-life Mr Grey.
Stupid cow should've paid more attention when we watched Reservoir Dogs.Submitted by: giorgiss
I've just read the Civil Service Staff handbook.
It's called "50 Grades of pay"Submitted by: giorgiss
Twinings have recently developed a new erotic breakfast tea, Fifty Shades Of Earl Grey.
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I hope Mr Grey gets aids
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Most '50 Shades Of Grey' jokes on record.
I blame a wet July.Submitted by: giorgiss
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with books?
They both look worse with broken spines.Submitted by: giorgiss
I'm about to release my new book on joblessness soon.
Still needs work though.Submitted by: giorgiss
Going to have to keep a very close eye on my tatty old dog with the missus,After all he is 50 shades of grey.
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The Black Guy to English dictionary #1;
"Awwwww sheit!"
- Oh dear, there appears to be something wrongSubmitted by: giorgiss
David Kelly walks in to a Library. "Do you have a textbook on suicides"
"Sorry" says the Librarian, "a bloke from MI6 just borrowed it"Submitted by: giorgiss
