What did Michael Jackson & Santa have in common?
They both left kids bedrooms with their sacks empty...Submitted by: giorgiss
Two Girls One Cup. Some may call it sick, I just call it a good way to teach kids to share.
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I spent yesterday at the zoo looking after my children.
They seem much happier now they're all in the same cage.Submitted by: giorgiss
I said to my son, "What did you do at school today?"
He said, "We learnt about all the capitals."
"How many do you know?" I asked.
He said, "All of them."
I said, "All of them, are you sure?"
He said, "Yes, they're just like the small letters, but you write them a bit bigger."Submitted by: giorgiss
My long term girlfriend looked furious when I told her I hated children and never wanted to have any.
Especially as she had just told me she was pregnant.Submitted by: giorgiss
I finally sat my 12 year old son down and had the talk with him.
Now he understands why his mum lives in the kitchen.Submitted by: giorgiss
So my wife went all funny and got a bit upset when I bought our 13 year old daughter some veet hair removal cream for her birthday...
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A cloned cow has been put on the market and is ready to be eaten.
This could be harmful.
Lives are at steak.Submitted by: giorgiss
My son just told me that I wasn't the "boss" of him.
So I sat him down and showed him a 65 slide PowerPoint to justify my management position.Submitted by: giorgiss
How can you tell if your girlfriend is too old?
She's started getting homeworkSubmitted by: giorgiss
