I can't wait till my birthday on 1st October.
Sent from my BlackberrySubmitted by: giorgiss
Bank security checks are pretty pointless if you're talking to an Indian customer.
"Can I take your mother's maiden name please Mr Patel?"
"Yeah. It's Patel."Submitted by: giorgiss
Are you forgetful? Are you not rememering where you put things? I made an app for that....
It's around here somewhere I just have to find it.Submitted by: giorgiss
What do you call a hi-fi that will never let you down?
A sound system!Submitted by: giorgiss
My wife said "You're not making any sense".
I replied "Fourteen and a bit on the top".Submitted by: giorgiss
My phone has been ringing off the hook.
I should probably get that fixed.Submitted by: giorgiss
Mobile Phone? Hopelessly old-fashioned ..
I went over to telepathy several years ago.Submitted by: giorgiss
I always finish my text messages with a kiss.
The lads down at the pub never seem to approve of their wet cheeks, though.Submitted by: giorgiss
I'm not saying the guy from the BT adverts is creepy, but I'm expecting in the next one for him to turn around and say "Let me shave your legs and lick you while you sleep"
Submitted by: giorgiss
Facebook - for hideous, fat, ugly women to deceive lads into thinking they look human.
Submitted by: giorgiss
