Microsoft users have been proven right for once. They always said Steve Jobs couldn't build a computer to save his life.

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Now that most computers have touchscreens, websites should make their advertising links look like smudges.

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Today is the 30th birthday of the ZX Spectrum.
I'll look in on mine later; that first game might have loaded by now.

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I had a spider on my keyboard.
I have it under Ctrl.

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Why did Mr. Ohm marry Mrs. Ohm?
Because he couldn't resistor.

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New iPhone 4S bug - screen displaying yellowish tint.
Similar to Steve Jobs a few weeks ago then.

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I'm Wikipedia, and Windows were actually the Romans' idea.

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I bought a great new holder for my apple and blackberry
its called a fruit bowl

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Someone broke into my house last night and left a note saying they'd broken one of my keyboard keys.
I onder hich one.

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I just created a new computer virus that only targets Apple.
It's a worm.

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