'Brave girl, 7, has body of a granny'
Two fantasies rolled into one.Submitted by: giorgiss
When is Mother's Day?
Nine months after Father's Night.Submitted by: giorgiss
Today I asked the missus if she fancied going to see a romantic film then maybe having a nice meal somewhere.
She seemed really excited. "Sounds fantastic! How thoughtful of you!"
"Great," I said. "There's thirty quid. I'll see you in a few hours, I'm going to the pub."Submitted by: giorgiss
My stepson has thrown a tantrum and accused me of favouritism towards my own daughter, Chloe.
I'd send him to his room in the outhouse if it hadn't already been converted into a stable for Chloe's new pony.Submitted by: giorgiss
I arrived home to find the police waiting for me.
"I'm sorry to tell you sir, but your wife is dead." said an officer.
"She went to the bakery, bought two pies, ate one and then dropped dead.
"What happened to the other pie?" I asked.Submitted by: giorgiss
It's nice in the sun. But it's even nicer in the daughter
Submitted by: giorgiss
My great-great-great-grandad invented the Cold Air Balloon.
It was a decent idea but, for some reason, it never really took offSubmitted by: giorgiss
When my dad left my mum, he said something that really moved me.
He said, "I've sold the house, pack your bags by Friday."Submitted by: giorgiss
Dear Agony Aunt,
I've recently started dating a 46 year old woman, and she has 2 kids. I've also started sleeping with her 20 year old daughter. I don't need any advice, I just thought I'd let you know.
Max.Submitted by: giorgiss
Researchers at Stirling University have found that parents who joke and play 'pretend' games with their children help them to form valuable social skills for life.
So I've told my kids I'm taking them to Disneyland next week.Submitted by: giorgiss
