Modelling : A career for those born without talent..
Submitted by: giorgiss
I just noticed that my boxers have a label on them that says "part of a set" ... I am a little upset that I didn't get the matching bra ...
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I saw a guy getting mugged today.
I was going to help him, but then I saw he was wearing chinos.Submitted by: giorgiss
You know these fashions with skinny jeans.
I can't get into them.Submitted by: giorgiss
My parents were dog stylists before they started traveling the world preaching the word of God.
As a child, it was always difficult explaining to people that my folks were into doggiestyle BEFORE the missionary position.Submitted by: giorgiss
The wife asked how I liked her new dress
" looked better with the potatoes in " wasn't what she wanted to hear.
Back on the sofa tonightSubmitted by: giorgiss
I was shopping in Primark today when I thought;
"Wait a minute, I have money"Submitted by: giorgiss
I was reading through a fashion magazine and one of the pages said, "Winter's coming up, find out what's hot this season!"
I thought, "Radiators."Submitted by: giorgiss
I went to go buy some camaflauge trousers today...
but I couldnt find any.Submitted by: giorgiss
I would never go to Burton for my clothes.
It's too far away, I live in Scotland.Submitted by: giorgiss
