I just bought a new suit and went into the bedroom to see what the wife thought of it
She said " its very nice.... Give us a twirl"
I said " Why are you always thinking about chocolate you fat cow, we've just had our dinner!"Submitted by: giorgiss
Fashion designer John Galliano was devastated to be sacked from Christian Dior.
He is said to be much happier today after getting a new job making fancy dress outfits for Prince Harry and a range of new clothing for Mel GibsonSubmitted by: giorgiss
If being a size double 0 is fashionable, then why don't we see starving Ethiopians on the catwalk?
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I went out with some chaps from work last night.
I suppose I could have worn normal trousers instead.Submitted by: giorgiss
I keep seeing these girls with I
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I've created a perfume out of potatoes.
It's got a crisp scent.Submitted by: giorgiss
There's a new trend at school. The girls are coming in with designer bags such as D+G, Valentino, Prada and Gucci.
But when I walk in with my "netto" bag I get laughed at.Submitted by: giorgiss
NEWS: Fashion icon dead...
Oh no, Timmy Mallet hasn't croaked it has he?Submitted by: giorgiss
To get the creases out of your clothes, you've got to strike while the iron's hot.
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It has just occurred to me the obvious similarities between Kary Price and Frankenstien's monster. Both are unnatural attempts at beauty that went horribly wrong, and are now left to wonder aimlessly with a bellow average intelligence and hated by everyone.
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