I was never the same man again after my best friend died.
He left me all of his fancy-dress costumes in his will.Submitted by: giorgiss
Today my fashion statement is, "I missed a spot shaving."
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Skinny Jeans.
For guys who took "I got in her pants" the wrong way.Submitted by: giorgiss
The Daily mail have described Alexander McQueen as 'the most influential designer of his generation'
Here's hoping this influence continues and Sarah Jessica Parker, Victoria Beckham and Elton John all follow his lead?Submitted by: giorgiss
Bald people face discrimination. One guy told me he "can't help my kind," and asked me to leave his shop! He was an awful barber anyway.
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I thought I saw a mobile circus today.
Turns out it was just a fat bird in a maxi dress.Submitted by: giorgiss
A Kappa tracksuit. The closest You'll ever get, to two naked women.
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