Just saw a facebook group called 'boys buy hoodies to have them stolen by girls.'
No they dont. Boys buy hoodies to stand on street corners and knife people, remember David Cameron?Submitted by: giorgiss
A mate of mine walked into the pub with a fish on his head. The fish was positioned quite high on his head with its broad tail hanging down the back of his neck like a curtain.
"Evening Dave!" I said, "Nice mullet."Submitted by: giorgiss
My favourite way to dress is in all black.
My fashion sense is second to nun.Submitted by: giorgiss
We were about to leave for high street and my girlfriend asked...."looks like summer is here. what should i wear to look smart?".....
"face mask" wasnt the answer she was looking forSubmitted by: giorgiss
What do you call a man wearing three raincoats?
Max.Submitted by: giorgiss
Apparently it's good to be seen in expensive clothes.
But when I went out, everyone just laughed at the price tag dangling from my collar.Submitted by: giorgiss
I bought a Tee-shirt with a big sad face on the front.
I'm hoping that when I stop wearing it, it'll hang itselfSubmitted by: giorgiss
On a fishing trip to Australia, I was terrified when the biggest croc I'd ever seen came floating past the boat.
Must have been a size 16 at least.Submitted by: giorgiss
I used to wear Carbrini clothing........
then I got a job.Submitted by: giorgiss
I always get really frustrated trying to put clothes in my wardrobe.
Think I could do with some Hanger Management.Submitted by: giorgiss
