I don't understand my local Tattoo parlour's new promotional sign - 'Ear Piercing While You Wait'.
To be fair, I'd rather just nip off to HMV while they get on with it.Submitted by: giorgiss
BBC news: In the trial of Stephen Lawrence the jury were shown the clothes he was wearing on the fateful. A bright blue cardigan, a red polo shirt and a pair of lime green corduroy trousers.
He may have been killed by the fashion police.Submitted by: giorgiss
Don't blame peer pressure, it makes fat mongs eat less and wear makeup
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I'm not happy with this new Origami clothing.
It always looks creased no matter how carefully I fold it.Submitted by: giorgiss
Men in Uggs.....
Muggs!Submitted by: giorgiss
Following his performance at the Masters golf today, Ian Poulter said he needs to shoot a round in the 60's if he's to have any chance to winning tomorrow.
Looking at your dress sense Ian, I think you're already there.Submitted by: giorgiss
I buy all my genes from Primark. So I too, can be a hard-working young Asian.
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I'm so un-hip, I can't even get into a club foot.
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What do Dreadlocks and children have in common?
If you play around with them too much they get messed up.Submitted by: giorgiss
So, there's been a lot of controversy surrounding clothing chains promoting the latest in pre-teen underwear fashion lately.
That's why it's gonna take a pretty brave company to help market my latest super-tight swimming trunks aimed at 10-year-old boys. I'll call them "Peedos".Submitted by: giorgiss
