According to news reports, undertakers took Alexander McQueen's body out of his flat on a stretcher, covered in a maroon blanket.
A maroon blanket? I wouldn't seen dead in a maroon blanket, would be complete fashion suicide.Submitted by: giorgiss
Strange, Ugly Betty is the only programme that looks worse in HD
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Have you heard about the newest fashion trend?
Men wearing Ugg boots.
Apparently they're called Muggs.Submitted by: giorgiss
Topman website: Ways to wear Chinos.
I've got a hunch that "On your legs" is going to be up there.Submitted by: giorgiss
My wife roped me into a fancy dress party then started to nag me about possible costumes and whether we dress up as a pair.
"Listen." I said, exasperated, "You don't need a costume. I'll dress up as Crockett and we can go together as Miami Vice."Submitted by: giorgiss
Flares are being thrown outside Top Shop in Oxford Street. Didn't know they still stocked them.
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Just bought a coat with elbow patches,
I didn't even know they were legal tender.Submitted by: giorgiss
"Returning stolen goods" is the new black.
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Stroke my coat. You've pulled a cat.
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I wasn't very happy with the clothes order that came through the mail today.
They were a bit small and didn't really fit, but I think I'll still keep them.
They were for next door anyway.Submitted by: giorgiss
