I've been fired because I set my standards too high.
I'm gutted, I loved working at The Battle of Bosworth site.Submitted by: giorgiss
Rosa Parks didn't call shotgun.
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While visiting relations in South Africa , I decided to look up the family tree.
Darwin was right. There were monkeys swinging in it's upper branches.Submitted by: giorgiss
Black people got the vote in 1870.
Women got the vote in 1917.
Welsh people got the vote in 2011. Just in case you were wondering where you stood.Submitted by: giorgiss
Imagine how frightened those boys on the Normandy Invasion must've been, and they died bravely fighting off an American & British invasion.
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My Great Great Grandad was killed at The Battle of the Little Bighorn
He wasn't involved in the battle,
He was camping in the field next door and went to complain about the noise.Submitted by: giorgiss
Philistine: A person lacking in or hostile to culture.
How can an entire civilisation lack culture?Submitted by: giorgiss
Britain, Post-War, 1946.
Letters and mailbags thrown left, right and centre for several weeks.Submitted by: giorgiss
I just subjected my wife to what we laughingly call a 'Pearl Harbour'.
It's a surprise Nip Attack.Submitted by: giorgiss
Well its that time of year to go out joy riding...bonfire night.
Its the only time they dont send out the police helicopter.Submitted by: giorgiss
