"I need a Jew" I told my wife today
"why" she asked
"our new shower system needs testing"Submitted by: giorgiss
I once knew a cat called Lenin.
It got diarrhea so we renamed it Trotsky...Submitted by: giorgiss
I just saw an advert on Facebook urging me to 'Discover America'.
They should really remove ads that are more than 500 years old.Submitted by: giorgiss
Scientists are now saying that Mary Magdalene was edited out of The Last Supper painting.
I disagree.
Who do you think made the supper?Submitted by: giorgiss
My taste in women is a lot like my joke history.
They both suckSubmitted by: giorgiss
I've always wondered why Vietnam needs so many vets and why they all live in the US?
Submitted by: giorgiss
I wonder how many people standing on the earth in 1870 predicted that less than 100 years later there would be a man standing on the moon.
Whose name was Buzz.Submitted by: giorgiss
'BBC News - Ancient Britons 'Drank from skulls'
... That's nothing new, haven't they been to the north after chucking out time?'Submitted by: giorgiss
BBC SPORT: 'Pompey fans wary of share offer'
Pompey fans? Don't they know Caesar already won?Submitted by: giorgiss
People keep saying that the wheel is the best invention ever.
Have these people ever tried to ride a unicycle?Submitted by: giorgiss
