"Obama and wife too later congratulate newly weds Harry and Kate"
could this be the first time americans were late to support the british in a national event?Submitted by: giorgiss
God must have loved the Africans. He gave them beautiful landscapes, majestic wildlife, valuable mines as well as a tremendous physical strength. Mind you, he did give us guns and chains.
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Over 700 years of repression from the British, the Irish have their revenge.
Jedward.Submitted by: giorgiss
Benjamin Franklin
Huge stoner. Do you know how stoned you have to be to think about electricity? When there's no electricity.Submitted by: giorgiss
When it comes to marriage, I'm very old fashioned and traditional.
I have them beheaded if they can't give birth to a boy.Submitted by: giorgiss
A Russian girl the other day asked me, "Who was Lenin?"
I was quite amazed, it's like a German asking who Hitler was, or a Chinese person asking who Genghis Kahn was, or an American asking who Ronald Macdonald was.Submitted by: giorgiss
I was thrilled when I heard about InPrivate browsing. I've cleared my history so many times it's forgotten who the Romans are.
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I've just invented a time machine and I'm using it to steal money from everybody in the past.
It's part of my campaign to make history poverty.Submitted by: giorgiss
What were King Harold's last words?
"I spy with my little eye something beginning with A"Submitted by: giorgiss
Experts are worried that Pompeii is falling down due to neglect. Pompeii, a 2,000 year old city that was destroyed by a volcano.
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