I've never understood how Ireland managed to have a "Potato Famine".
That's not a famine. That's just living without potatoes and having extra portions of carrots for a while.Submitted by: giorgiss
They say we should never meet our heroes.
What a relief, mine died 67 years ago.Submitted by: giorgiss
I plan to celebrate Columbus day this year by walking into a stranger's house and telling them that I live there now.
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They should stop teaching history in schools.
It's spoiled the end of loads of movies for me.Submitted by: giorgiss
149 B.C.
Frosties breakfast cereal is invented by Alexander the GrrrrrrrreeatSubmitted by: giorgiss
'Silence is a woman's glory'
Aristotle. A man ahead of the timesSubmitted by: giorgiss
On a scale of 0 to Anne Boleyn how off your head were you last night?
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I punched a German philosopher in the face the other day.
I was arrested for crimes against Nietzsche.Submitted by: giorgiss
Zeus sent women to be a punishment for men, they were a nuisance so men couldn't live with them but they were dependant so men couldn't live without them.
At least they got one thing rightSubmitted by: giorgiss
They say that History never repeats itself, That's probably because I delete it before it has a chance to,
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