That's me off to Germany on holiday; Superior beer and overall a more superior people.
Well, according to this 1936 tour guide.Submitted by: giorgiss
There's a plaque on the deck of HMS Victory where Nelson fell.
I'm not surprised he fell, that plaque's right where people are walking.Submitted by: giorgiss
One day, a French spy received a coded message from a M16 British agent. It read: S370HSSV_0773H.
The spy was stumped, so he sent it to his similarly clueless boss, who forwarded it to Russia.
The Russians couldn't solve it either so they asked the Germans.
The Germans, having received this same message during WWll from the Brits, suggested turning it upside down.Submitted by: giorgiss
All these anti-semetic jokes are disgusting.
Anne Frank will be spinning in her oven.Submitted by: giorgiss
If history has taught us anything, it's about things that happened in the past.
Submitted by: giorgiss
Bonfire night parties.
Making it Ok to be drunk and in charge of explosives since 1605.Submitted by: giorgiss
In a History lesson today, the teacher asked us what we thought was the most horrific war ever.
Apparently ' The Battle of Isengard' was not a valid answer.Submitted by: giorgiss
I like queuing, my dad likes queuing, my grandad loved queuing.
What I'm saying is I come from a long line of people who like queuing.Submitted by: giorgiss
Famous Last Words
Anne Boleyn: "Henry! I am NOT giving you head!"Submitted by: giorgiss
In 2000 years time, historians studying the national census will think we murdered all the Jedi.
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