My great grandad used to wonder the streets of London at midnight giving money to waitresses.
He was called jack the tipper.Submitted by: giorgiss
English men lead the Australian race..History does repeat itself.
Submitted by: giorgiss
I've made lots of little clay models of dinosaurs.
They are all from the pleistocene epoch.Submitted by: giorgiss
It's the Stone Age. A caveman's wife comes running up, screaming:
"Ugg! Ugg! A sabre-toothed tiger has just walked into my mother's cave!"
Ugg is unimpressed: "Stupid tiger. It'll just have to fight its own way out, won't it?"Submitted by: giorgiss
What's the difference between Call of Duty and the Holocaust?
In Call of Duty, camping keeps you alive.Submitted by: giorgiss
I've just got back from a history exhibition at the Albert Hall, I found the whole thing a total disappointment...
Hitlers ball was nowhere to be seen.Submitted by: giorgiss
I don't think my granddad ever mentioned the war to me.
But I don't speak German, so I could be wrong.Submitted by: giorgiss
I will go down with this ship
And I won't put my hands up and surrender
There will be no white flag above my door
'Cause I'm not French, and never will be.Submitted by: giorgiss
"If we didn't kill Hitler we'd all be speaking German"
No, we'd be dead....
he killed himself. everything would be just the way it is.Submitted by: giorgiss
What's got one head and 13 brains?...
Peter Sutcliffe's hammer!Submitted by: giorgiss
