"What's done cannot be undone."
They obviously didn't have shoelaces in Shakespeare's day.Submitted by: giorgiss
When looking through my movies, I decided that more often than not, sequels are not as good as the original,
Then I thought, "You know what, There is definitely one that breaks that rule..."
World War 1 was OK, but WWII : Death of the Jews was much better!Submitted by: giorgiss
President Obama says it is evil to deny the Holocaust.
I don't want to be evil so go ahead Holocaust. Do your thing.Submitted by: giorgiss
Jews really need to stop complaining about the holocaust and look on the bright side
Think of how much money they saved by only needing one way train ticketsSubmitted by: giorgiss
When people ask me what my Granddad did during the war, I tell them he was a deserter. He was actually a pastry chef but I think deserter sounds much more wind swept and interesting.
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Of course Vincent Van Gogh was notoriously vague. Whatever you said to him just went in one ear- and straight out the same ear.
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Archaeologists have discovered a toilet which they believe to be constructed between 700 and 600 BC. Even back then plumbers took their time.
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Everyone knows Christopher Columbus was responsible for one of history's biggest blunders.
Discovering America.Submitted by: giorgiss
The form of the pyramids of Egypt tells us that even in the earliest times, workers had tendency to work less everyday.
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Apparently writing Adolf Hitler as who you aspire to become is a good way to get suspended from school.
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