I only date homeless girls.
They are absolutly filthy in bed.Submitted by: giorgiss
I painted a homeless guy who was asleep on a park bench tonight.
If he's still there tomorrow, I'll give him another coat.Submitted by: giorgiss
What did the homeless man get for Christmas?
Nothing.Submitted by: giorgiss
My parents were so proud of me when I told them I got a job working for a well known magazine in the sales department.
It just sounds so much better than 'Big Issue seller'Submitted by: giorgiss
Shelter have issued a press release to warn of how bad a harsh Winter can be for rough sleepers.
It's an absolute pack of lies; we're only 3 weeks into the cold-snap and already the number of homeless people has fallen dramatically.Submitted by: giorgiss
I was walking down the street, then a homeless man said to me, "Can you please spare me a sorry?"
I said, "What?"
He said, "I beg your pardon."Submitted by: giorgiss
I walked past a homeless man today and he shouted to me, 'Have you got a pound for a sandwich?'
I replied, 'Show me the sandwich and i'll give you a pound for it!'Submitted by: giorgiss
I spent a week working in the Salvation Army laundry.
I now know what they mean by 'skid row'.Submitted by: giorgiss
Why don't you see many homeless black guys?
Would you smile if you were homeless and black?Submitted by: giorgiss
My mum used to say I'd never amount to anything.
If only she could see me now, with my very own bed in the homeless shelter.Submitted by: giorgiss
