My wife said that I am becoming obsessed with Sickipedia.
I didn't like that, so I voted it down.Submitted by: giorgiss
When I was at school I belonged to a gang called The Secret Seven and we were sworn to secrecy.
We were so good that I never found out who the other six were.Submitted by: giorgiss
My Physics teacher says my understanding of forces is the worst he's ever known.
Personally I think he's pushing my leg.Submitted by: giorgiss
I hate people who use metaphors that are physically impossible.
They make my blood boil.Submitted by: giorgiss
One of my favourite things to do is to try and pack myself into a small suitcase.
I can barely contain myself.Submitted by: giorgiss
I pulled a big fat bird last night and took her back to mine. I left the T.V on all night and was awoken by the teletubbies theme tune.
She said to me "I can't believe I have been woken by the teletubbies"
I said: "I know, how ironic; 'Time for tubby bye bye.'"Submitted by: giorgiss
Welcome to Sickipedia.
Where bad news is good news.Submitted by: giorgiss
Did you know that if you say the word gullible slowly, it sounds just like green eggs.
Submitted by: giorgiss
Does anyone else find it ironic that phonetic isn't spelt phonetically?
Submitted by: giorgiss
A company offered $50 for suggestions from staff that would save them money.
They awarded it to the employee who advised that they only award $20.Submitted by: giorgiss
