I've only been wrong once, and that's when I thought I was wrong.
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How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
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So it looks like Cornish has finally become a dead language.
Or, as they say in Cornwall, "a dead language".Submitted by: giorgiss
25/11/05 - George Best died.
26/11/05 - 24 hour licensing laws took effect.
Alanis Morrisette take note...THAT really is ironic.Submitted by: giorgiss
Gender stereotyping is such a woman thing to do.
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I recieved this reply on youtube when I suggested that Rugby players are physically tougher than American footballers
SGguitar22 (6 hours ago)
u just mad cause u aint us. we actually get food
This really sums up America.Submitted by: giorgiss
Definition of irony:-
Fat people having to resort to jogging pants when they can't get trousers to fit them.Submitted by: giorgiss
There's no worse feeling than the millisecond you're sure you're going to die when you lean your chair back just a little too far.
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I lost my keys this morning. I had turned the house upside down, when a mate of mine told me to look in the place I least expect. Strangely enough, my keys are NOT in locker E17 of the women's changing room in Iffley Gym, st. Bernard's street, Andorra. What a waste of a trip.
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As the head of security in a Saudi department store, I always find it ironic when I catch someone stealing gloves.
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