I can't believe I was such a mug in my younger days.
If only I'd taken PPI insurance on all my loans and credit cards, I reckon I'd be a millionaire by now.Submitted by: giorgiss
A farmer once told me that manure smells like money.
I said, "Maybe you should keep your wallet in your front pocket."Submitted by: giorgiss
When they offer you "instant credit", don't they really mean "instant debt"?"
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2011 has been a disaster for me so far. I've gone from a pretty decent salary to travelling miles and miles in search of temporary employment. I finally found someone to take me on but it's at more than a 55% pay-cut. On top of all this my Missus has just told me she pregnant again so we've got yet another mouth to feed once it arrives. I honestly don't know how we're gonna cope.
Yep, life really looks bleak in the Beckham household at the momentSubmitted by: giorgiss
I was buying a money printing machine off a mate earlier but we couldn't agree on a price,
He ended up knocking off two hundred quid...Submitted by: giorgiss
My wife and I have now accepted each other in an intimate way that will make us truly one, but I think I am going to regret it.
We have just got a joint bank account.Submitted by: giorgiss
After 3 years of saving up my mate is finally driving. I asked him why it took so long to save up since he got the licence, car and insurance in the first 6 months.
"Petrol" he replied.Submitted by: giorgiss
So, I've been searching for the Yeti for 3 weeks now.
I did originally set out to find cheap petrol, but I went for a more achievable goal.Submitted by: giorgiss
HSBC have told me that any payments into my account are going to take a few extra days to clear this week because of the jubilee bank holiday.
Which is weird really, because when I called their processing centre in Kuala Lumpur, none of the workers had been told to take a couple of days off.Submitted by: giorgiss
I hate the useless junk mail my bank keeps sending me.
This morning, I got a paying-in book.Submitted by: giorgiss
