If I had a pound for every time my bank asked me to pay my overdraft
I probably could.Submitted by: giorgiss
A homeless man asked me if I had any change.
I said, "I would give you some...but I'm in a hurry. Sorry!"
"Oh my" he snarled, "Where are you going?"
"The slot machines."Submitted by: giorgiss
I've written a small poem about optimism.
It's going to make me a billionaire.Submitted by: giorgiss
My wife accused me of wasting money the other day,
i almost dropped my iPhone 4G, iPhone 3Gs and iPad at the same time!Submitted by: giorgiss
Improve the quality of your junkmail by always ticking the 'over 60,000 income a year' box on surveys.
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My friend said I could save a bit of money by going to Iceland for my grocery shopping.
I hope he's right, the plane ticket cost a fortune.Submitted by: giorgiss
The bank sent a bailiff round after I missed a couple of repayments, so I hung an electrical plug out of a drawer, then filmed him going through my daughter's knickers.
Put it this way, that loan doesn't need paying any more...Submitted by: giorgiss
You know you're skint when you're asking your sink for a tap
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You know you've made it big time when you have to get one of them money counting machines like off the movies.
However, I'm getting a bit sick of running the same fiver through mine over and over againSubmitted by: giorgiss
Imagine how much money you would save if you were the sample photo guy in picture frames!
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