I'm rich beyond my wildest dreams.
Although my dreams are far from wild.Submitted by: giorgiss
I said, "I love you, darling"
My wife said, "Ah, what's brought this on?"
I said, "No reason, I just wanted to say it"
She said, "Ah, well thanks honey. I love you too"
I said, "Oh by the way, your mum rang. She only went and won Euromillions last night"Submitted by: giorgiss
Money can't buy you happiness, but it can
Buy marshmellows which is pretty much
The same thing.Submitted by: giorgiss
I once asked a scouser how much money he had.
'More than I can count', he replied.
In other words, about 100 quid.Submitted by: giorgiss
Money has become such a problem for us that the wife has to go out on the game just to earn a few extra quid.
I'll tell her later.Submitted by: giorgiss
Petsmart have a sale on mute Parrotts, at 3 each this offer wont be repeated.
Submitted by: giorgiss
Apparently there are no Greece fans watching the game against Poland.
They cant even afford to pay attention.Submitted by: giorgiss
I've been fired from my job at the bank after they investigated my dealings.
By all accounts I'm guilty.Submitted by: giorgiss
I've just got a doctors note and have taken the rest of the day off work.
It was a fifty, and that should keep me in beer all afternoon.Submitted by: giorgiss
I've decided to adopt a jaguar for two pounds a month.
Poor dad can't keep up with the rising fuel prices.Submitted by: giorgiss
