Jokes in category: “money”:

BBC News: Facebook founders wealth grows by 245%
He must get 0.1% extra every time someone clicks refresh

Submitted by: giorgiss

Whoever said money doesn't make you happy obviously hasn't ever played a game of monopoly

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My wife is always moaning about me never wearing any of my old clothes.
So yesterday I decided to put on a pair of shorts that I hadn't worn for a few years.
It's lucky I did really, I found a 1 note in the pocket.

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According to economists, Apple currently has more money than the American government.
I don't think they've got their statistics quite right there, the old tramp playing the spoons outside Waterloo station currently has more money than the American government.

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I was drunk at the casino last night and completely cleared out my bank account.
I was so gutted the next morning because I know I could have spent that ten pounds elsewhere.

Submitted by: giorgiss

Internet connection, 15.
Laptop, 300.
Course in computer programming, 3,000 a year.
Hacking your sister's Facebook to get to her nudes, priceless.
Some things in life, you can't buy, for everything else, there's mastercard.

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Must say, these postal strikes are working in my favour.
The amount of "cash for gold" evenlopes that ive picked up from the depo this week has been well worth popping in to collect.

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In the UK's latest sport "rich list", footballers and F1 stars have topped the list. Unfortunately, no women made it into the top 100.
I'm not surprised. The women's Premier League is an oxymoron, and I certainly wouldn't trust a woman to drive to ASDA, never mind belt round Silverstone at 180 miles an hour.

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Brilliant! I have just been to my local cash machine to withdraw 20 and afterwards it stated 'You have not been charged for this transaction'. That's great! Normally they take 20 out of my account when I do that! I shall certainly be going there again!

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I have just been down to the Dale Farm Bureau de change.
They do an excellent rate on travellers cheques.

Submitted by: giorgiss