The waiter brought me a floret of broccoli. I said, "sorry, I thought it was 'All You Can Eat' for 3 here."
The waiter replied, "that IS all you can eat for 3 here."Submitted by: giorgiss
I tried to pay for some stuff in a Liverpudlian newsagents with a twenty pound note.
The cashier said, "Sorry, we don't accept foreign currency."Submitted by: giorgiss
My wife is getting angry at me because I apparently 'jeopardise our financial security by giving away our PIN number'.
It's ridiculous, I mean, does anyone actually know when the Battle of Hastings was anyway?Submitted by: giorgiss
It's ironic how we show our hatred towards Germany...
...by working our whole life towards collecting pieces of paper with a German lady's picture on it.Submitted by: giorgiss
Headline: Six million hit by tax errors.
Would it be in bad taste to add holocaust at the end?Submitted by: giorgiss
The war on poverty is being lost. It seems that for every Third World country we invade another one pops up.
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My wife left me saying that I'm a money waster.
I said "Don't be stupid, we got a 97% love match on Jamster's app."Submitted by: giorgiss
Thought I'd give the stock market a go earlier.
I bought an oxo cube.Submitted by: giorgiss
If I had the chance, I would spend my life's savings on a Jaguar E-Type in a heartbeat, but apparently they "cost a lot more than 2.43".
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I've just found a fantastic new way of saving money.
I've killed my wife !Submitted by: giorgiss
