Coffee isn't my cup of tea.
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3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the population.
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Can deaf people ever experience an awkward silence?
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I was out collecting money for a sponsored walk last week... I collected so much that I got a taxi instead.
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The life of a snail is taken with a pinch of salt.
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Me and my limbo team go way back.
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A mute incontinent. Goes without saying.
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The instructions on my microwave meal say 'stir and recover'
How tiring do they think stirring actually is?Submitted by: giorgiss
I really love my fanbase...without it my fan would fall over.
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If Einstein hadn't come up with the Theory of Relativity, someone else would have. It was only a matter of time.
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