My ex-wife can't stop beating herself up about the fact I got to keep the voodoo doll of her in the divorce settlement.
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Sometimes I look back and think: "I really should watch where I'm walking right now."
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Everybody praised me when I bought a hat, but before long, it went to my head.
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I was cutting down Trees yesterday, when i almost killed a Swedish House DJ.
Luckily i shouted "TIM BERG !!".Submitted by: giorgiss
My girlfriend asked me, "Do You believe in love at first sight"? I said, "At the first sight of what"?
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Jamrags does sound suspiciously like a character that was rejected from the final cut of Toy Story 2.
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That poor boy in the pool on holiday, not quite the way I would expect to get sucked to death in Thailand.
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Who fancies a contest to see who can get banned from Britology.com the quickest?
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You know you've got a problem when your second kid starts walking before your first.
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A true friend stabs you in the front.
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