In a recent drive towards "customer service" the National Health Service now wants to call people 'clients' and patients 'customers.'
As usual, they've missed a golden opportunity - to rename the salad-dodging jumbos at the obesity clinic 'consumers.'Submitted by: giorgiss
A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse.
He got out and knocked at the door.
A very old woman answered the door, and he asked her for directions to Des Moines."Dont know," the woman said. He got back in his car and pulled away.
Then he heard voices.
He looked in his rearview mirror and saw the woman and an equally old man waving for him to come back.
So he made a U- turn and drove up to them."This is my husband," the old woman said.
"He doesnt know how to get to Des Moines either."Submitted by: giorgiss
Welcome to Schizophrenia Anonymous, nice to see so many people here today...
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There are only two types of honest people in this world.
Small children and drunk people.Submitted by: giorgiss
What do you call a builder who's 4 hours late?
A day earlier than expected.Submitted by: giorgiss
If people evolved from apes, why do women smell like fish ????
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If people say you have a bubbly personality, chances are you're ugly
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There are those who think they are better than others.
Not me though, I'm above that sort of thing.Submitted by: giorgiss
Sometimes I think humanity will survive as a species for years and years. Other times I watch come dine with me
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Generalizing works for most people.
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