Two pensioners are sitting at the bench in the park surrounded with pigeons.
-"Did you bring bread for pigeons?" - asks first one.
-"Sorry mate, I didn't, I already spent all of my money!"
-"No worries mate" - said the first one: -"Will eat them without bread!"Submitted by: giorgiss
I took a blind girl to the cinema last night.
She's probably still there now.Submitted by: giorgiss
I felt awful after hearing my ex girlfriend had been killed in a horrific car accident. I might never get my Rocky V dvd back.
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If Michael Barrymore wanted to come out of the closet earlier why didn't he just take his wife swimming?
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What's the difference between me and a blind man?
A blind man would be happy to see my wife.Submitted by: giorgiss
I've just got sacked from my latest job as a teacher today, didn't even last a day
Apparently, Physical Education isn't what I thought it was.Submitted by: giorgiss
I went over to my mates house to see his new born son.
His wife was sitting on the sofa holding him and said "Would you like to wind him?".
I thought that was a bit harsh, so I gave him a Chinese Burn instead.Submitted by: giorgiss
Everyone has a right to their own opinion...except my wife
The only right she gets is to the jaw!Submitted by: giorgiss
All my friends think I'm an egotist.
Or they think I have a cheesy fist, I don't know, I just walked away and smiled after they said my name.Submitted by: giorgiss
"Treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen" or in other words; punch her in the face and she'll stick around.
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