Jokes in category: “people”:

"I'm not a taxi service!" Yeah I know, and that's why I'm not paying you.

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Why can't Oedipus play Scrabble with his family?
He always stares at his mum's rack.

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My ex girlfriend asked me if I was any good at hiding. That was the last time she ever saw me again.

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Fat Girls are like Buffet Food...
I've snuck some home a few times in my days.

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I saw this bloke heading south on the M1 thumbing a lift.
So I pulled over and said 'alright mate, where you heading?.'
London he said.
I said 'well carry on down this road you can't miss it, and drove off.

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SCIENCE FACT: The Richter Scale was named after its inventor.
Ian Scale.

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Why are blonde jokes generally frowned upon?
Because they're not very clever.

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If there's one thing I hate.
It's people who moan about other people.

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I'm always really careful to have my phone on silent when I'm in the theatre.
The last thing I'd want is to be woken up.

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What is a fat person's favourite number?
3.142

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