We'll see our ends when nudists stand up for their rights.
Submitted by: giorgiss
Apparently we have become a dumber race since the Egyptians were around.
Well I've got three words for them! The internet!Submitted by: giorgiss
I'm so good at staring contests I could beat you with my eyes closed.
Submitted by: giorgiss
This year, there is no excuse for people to say they haven't been able to get that beach body they've wanted this summer. I've put a little flag in the sand on top of each one I buried. There's hundreds.
You're welcome.Submitted by: giorgiss
I'm not stuck up- some of my best friends are lower-middle!
Submitted by: giorgiss
When my mum was pregnant with me, the doctors decided i had to be taken out early, they said there just wasn't any womb.
Submitted by: giorgiss
My wife has really long hair; she combs it every hour and goes to the hairdressers twice a week.
So I bought her a shaving kit.Submitted by: giorgiss
Why are men so much better at reading maps ?
Coz only in a mans mind can 1 inch = 100 milesSubmitted by: giorgiss
