My girlfriend went mad when she caught me reading her diary...
Whilst using a megaphone in the town centre.Submitted by: giorgiss
Friends:
Gods apology for relations.Submitted by: giorgiss
putting a turtle neck jumper on a bald person so he looks like a roll-on deodorant.
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When I'm bored I like to go into a crowded elevator and say 'You all are probably wondering why I gathered you here' with the straightest face.
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What do you call a travelling potato?
ChipsySubmitted by: giorgiss
Last night a blind chick came up to me and asked me out.
I said I was seeing someone.Submitted by: giorgiss
I was driving north on the m6 past Stafford, when I saw a sign reminding me to "Think Bike." Ironically, at the very same time, I found myself thinking the words "Katie Price." How odd.
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How many people does it take to jump on a bandwagon?
My wife.Submitted by: giorgiss
It only takes an awkward hug to make you notice the similarities between breathing in and sniffing.
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I don't get it, how can all these girls get away with " Ooo I'd do bad things to One Direction"...
Yet I get frowned upon when I say Maddie McCann would get it.Submitted by: giorgiss
